shibbet

A person or object with lesser value than many things.

Hey shibbet, can you go do something smart for once?!

by scibbler dibblez October 6, 2010

Stubbers 2

When you think you're spunking 10 euros on a blowey only to find you're spunking 50 euros for a thumb up the bum from a heavy set african lady.

I went to Amsterdam with 10 euros looking for blowey & ended up getting stung for a Stubbers 2!

by Mr.Lee.Likes.Crabbing November 6, 2019

tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.

Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.

by BigTrucK January 20, 2009

Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

Idaho stabber

The sexual act of stabbing yourself in the penis

(Person 1) Hey, why is your dick bleeding?
(Person 2) i idaho stabber'd myself last night
(Person 1) that explains it

by Urbandick2660 March 2, 2014

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

Pickle Stabber

A pickle stabber also means here in Canada Cowboi Boots, get it... at the bar these cow folks always like to do the cow pie two step and tussle in the end. Boots with Hard Pointy Toes aimed at your privates.

This cowboi sure looks fancy in his new pickle stabbers trying to impress the pigs.

by Calgary Viewpoint March 3, 2018