A woman, usually older than forty, who hangs around "her favorite" Starbucks location for the sole purpose of eying (and trying to flirt with) the younger hott boy Baristas. A cursory glance at her cell phone may often reveal the background photo to be a snapshot snuck of the boy Barista she is currently after.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Often is excessively engrossed in Tarot cards, palm reading, and various astronomy shit.
Dude 1: Whoa, Dude 2, look over there the other side of the Starbucks store!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
Dude 2: Oh my god, is that woman flirting with that younger guy who's making her drink?
Dude 1: Totally looks like it! But look- she looks old enough to be his grandma!
Dude 2: What a Starbucks hag!
by K. Schulten March 19, 2009
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by Echo caller December 25, 2008
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White Girl: *posts selfie with mocha frappuccino and puts filter on picture* #Nofilter #Allnatural #Starbucks #Yum
by Lil' Kin November 26, 2014
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by OG Banana Toad February 5, 2017
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Betty: Hey kween, want to go get some Starbucks?
Ella: OMG yasss kween I could kill for an iced caramel macchiato right now!
Ella & Betty: YAAASSSS KWEEEEENS!
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Ella & Betty: YAAASSSS KWEEEEENS!
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hoink: so you hooked up with the barrista last night?
clone: yeah, he asked for breakfast in bed, and all he got was the starbuck!
hoink: that explains the black eye.
clone: yeah, he asked for breakfast in bed, and all he got was the starbuck!
hoink: that explains the black eye.
by dj.clone.13 January 17, 2012
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