Stalactite

During excretion, the individual squats over their sexual partner. Before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. The result, a turd dripping downward representing a stalactite from the cavernous sphincter above.

The man promised her ice cream, but the stalactite she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.

by khangulingus February 9, 2010

Stalebait

A sexual partner well past their prime. The polar opposite of Jailbait.

I'm not going down to the Wellie Park, it's full of stalebait

by theshane September 22, 2007

stalwart guardian

On outside, strong protector or guardian

My best friend claims he's my stalwart guardian from dumb guys.

by the protected September 29, 2012

Stalnakering

To get what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Continuing firmly or obstinately in a course of action in spite of difficulty or opposition.

Man, did you see Ryan go to town Stalnakering that vendor to get those updates? Nice job Stalnakering that order, that's what we like to see. persistent overwhelming

by Joe Vendor March 14, 2014

stale chowder

Dried semen, man juice, left on your pants, keyboards, the undersides of steering wheels, and the occasional stuffed animal.

1: What's that on your pants? Oh that's just some stale chowder, bro.
2: After a good dry hump, I found myself covered in stale chowder.
3: Can I borrow a pair of socks? Sorry they're full of stale chowder.

by Hurricanedisaster May 30, 2014

stalement

A word or phrase that is said by a person or a group so many times that it's pretty much gotten stale.

Person A: I will make the world a better place!
Person B: Can you stop saying that? It's pretty much a stalement.

by ChameleonDragon February 26, 2018

Jerking off stalefish

When someone constricts the circulation of blood to the hand until it goes numb, then masturbates with it, thereby giving the feeling of another person.

Dude, why are you sitting on your hand? You trying to jerk off stalefish?

by Valo January 1, 2005