Squidward

Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others

My wife is such a goddamn squidward...

by Gdiesel June 30, 2018

squidward titties

When a girls titties sag or hang low and look like squidwards nose

Her tinder profile looked fire. But then I met her and she had those squidward titties.

by 2derpus November 7, 2018

SQUIDWARD

SQUIDWARD (has to be in all caps) means a really annoying and troublesome person. Has tentacles and uses then for unusual purposes 😏. has no emotion and talks like their constipated all the time. Also is gay. (as seen in the picture below⬇️ Or above ⬆️ Idk)

holy shit SQUIDWARD! stop singing that trash song!

Why doesn't SQUIDWARD just stop harassing people

by Rayjeem December 7, 2018

Squidwardo

Squidwardo is the ever so clever name of a friend of mines dad. In which his name is actually Edwardo. I thought it was funny because of the legend, Spongbob’s neighbour is named Squidward, and adding an O to this would make it rhyme with Edwardo

Yo, are Linda and Squidwardo bringing the Tesla?

by herronspeaches February 26, 2019

Squidward

Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.

Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points

“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”

by Daddysaur April 16, 2019

Squidward

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

by french fry dick September 6, 2019

Squidward

When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.

She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.

by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020