pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

by winegirly October 14, 2005

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pop a squat

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

by Bug Eatin Steve February 23, 2011

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Something a gay guy drives and thinks it looks cool normally a city slicker.

by Countryboy69 December 31, 2020

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Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

by P Brain December 08, 2007

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Fetish filming of person sitting on pie

He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion

by Saul Fan February 23, 2016

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When you flip a girl on her back and hold her legs in the air, then line up your butthole with her pussy and poop in her to show dominance.

Bro, Chris just pulled off the Swedish Squat. Gross? Or awesome? Tossup.

by Doodoo1265 June 29, 2021

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When you are near a Ferrari and you squat down to take a picture with it. The Ferrari could be yours or not.

"Look at that guy over there doing the Ferrari squat with that Lambo"

by devinrocksalot October 12, 2016

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