pot squat

The awkward stance a female takes when using a public restroom so as not to directly touch the toilet.

"Be sure to do the pot squat or you may get crotch crickets."

by winegirly October 14, 2005

pop a squat

to take a seat; to squat down; to hover over the ground to piss or shit

Lemme pop a squat on this couch.
I'ma pop a squat so I can enjoy this view.
I'm gonna go pop a squat on the other side of the boulder.

by Bug Eatin Steve March 10, 2011

Squatted truck

Something a gay guy drives and thinks it looks cool normally a city slicker.

Hey look there’s a fag with his squatted truck.

by Countryboy69 December 30, 2020

squat and gobble

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.

Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.

by P Brain January 3, 2008

Squatting cobbler

Fetish filming of person sitting on pie

He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion

by Saul Fan September 3, 2016

Squat and drop

what you do while camping with no toilet

hang on i gotta go squat and drop

by meme rememe May 31, 2020

Ferrari Squat

When you are near a Ferrari and you squat down to take a picture with it. The Ferrari could be yours or not.

"Look at that guy over there doing the Ferrari squat with that Lambo"

by devinrocksalot October 12, 2016