screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 3, 2009

dj screw

dj screw was born in Bastrop Texas moved to Houston originated this screwed and chopped up music
dj screw died of a overdose of codeine, mixed with drugs Z-ro and other members of the S.U.C belive that someone slipped ice (meth) into his codeine to sabatoge screw

R.I.P Dj Screw,Fat Pat,Big Hawk,Mafio,and Big Mello

by tops drop June 11, 2006

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

mac screwed

In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.

Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!

by ryfly May 2, 2008

super screwdriver

A screwdriver (alcoholic drink of vodka and orange juice), made instead with Everclear and orange soda.

Last night we ran out of Grey Goose, so we made a super screwdriver with our Everclear and Crush orange soda.

by ghetto drinks August 31, 2010

rude, crude and screwed

A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.

Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021