spleurf

a simple word that means 'I hope you suck a toaster in the space and get electricuted and blown up to mars where you're kidnapped by a transformer and forced to do naughty things such as...loitering."

Steph-yah, I had ur guts
Gabby-...SPLEURF!

by omgitsPhae June 15, 2008

spluffing

Much like blumpkins, but the other way around.

Getting eaten out will taking a dump.

spluffing with steve last night was unbelievable, but it got a little messy

i have never been spluffed as intensly as i was last night

by thumbalina456 August 12, 2009

splurgh

When you're just about to sneeze, but for some strange reason you don't. Then, just when you put your tissue away, a sneeze explodes from your nose, covering the nearest person in delicious green snot.

John: Huhhhh----
*Holds a tissue up to his nose and gets ready*
*Nothing*
John: What? *puts tissue away*
Steven: Hey man, what's going on?
John: CHOO!!
*Steven is drowning in snot*
Steven: Oh man, that's one hell of a splurgh.

by jewtube November 11, 2009

splurgio

The act of being splurged by a sexual acts.

I had a splurgio night last night and can't move my legs.

by choco1 April 19, 2010

Splunf

A tobacco cigarette falvoured with weed or a weed cigarette flavoured with tobacco

call me the splunf master

by Genetics, DDD March 5, 2011

Splumf

Verb: To splumf. Means to relax the body entirely, going from a standing position on to a very soft piece of furniture, such as an extremely comfortable chair or bed (usually after a long day)

Ollie: Aaaaaahhhhhrrrrrhh (yawn)
Lou: What's up fella?
Ollie: Been a looong day
Lou: Let's splumf
Ollie: Great idea. I'm glad there's a word to describe that action
Lou: Hells yes

by Lollie June 9, 2012

Slurfed

Slurfed is refuring to getting raped in the buthole by a Ukranian Jew who hasn't had a perogie in 12 weeks. So he's a little rough around the edges and likes to feel friction from the sides of your butthole on his penis!

I was walking down the street and almost got slurfed... My butt hurt kinda tightened up today!

by Perogie Stealer July 23, 2012