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This is sparta

guy: I'm coming baby!

girl: no wait!

guy: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
by lolz00000000000001 June 7, 2009
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Spartan Points

Similar to brownie points, except instead of simply gaining favour with a person, you gain an increased chance of being granted permission to have anal sex with that person.

This term is derived from an ancient Spartan courting tradition, where women were not allowed to marry a man until he had completed his military training, however the women had to remain virgins until married.

In order to secure the continued attention of a suitable spouse, it was extremely common for Spartan women to please their prospective partner with anal intercourse.
Look at you, you're dressed to kill ... hoping to cash in your Spartan points tonight?
by Gridwalker October 1, 2008
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Spartan Interface

The look of a program to have the most basic and needed functions to represent the meant purpose of the program.
1) ht(z)tp://w(z)ww.spa(z)rtanui.c(z)om/
2) htt(z)p://goo(z)glesys(z)tem.blo(z)gspot.c(z)om/2006/08/realplayer-spartan-version.ht(z)ml
3) Foobar2000 (Windows) an audio player with spartan interface but lots of components and an almost fanatical focus on audio quality. ht(z)tp://ww(z)w.foob(z)ar2000.o(z)rg/ (from LAME MP3 encoder's website.)
(delete the (z)'s to view links)
"Omg that interface is so Spartan!"
by Alex1022 September 28, 2009
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crow splat

To skizz all over a woman of your choice all while holding up a "THREE" in remembrance of the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt! I'm sure he would do the same thing.
I gave that rotten some crow splat on her buttcrack!!!! 3 style niggaz
by YO daddy compton November 4, 2007
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spartini

The drink equivalent of being kicked off a cliff by a screaming, caped man.
Person A: Dude, I think that first sip of spartini just made Chuck Norris flinch!

Person B: HERETIC. YOUR EYES ARE DECEITFUL.
by Rain the Revenant May 1, 2008
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Spartification

Any reunion or event of (or involving) the KMD. Usually involves ridiculous amounts of alcohol and general nonsense. A typical night of spartification ends the following morning usually with three or more people passed out on the floor.
"Did you hear Dattoli, Bryan and Miller are getting together tonight."
"Yeah, sounds like there's going to be some serious spartification going down."
by ace_helixxx April 22, 2008
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Spartax

The most awesome ginger cat in the world, ever.
'Dude, who the hell is that fine ginger regal kitty over there?'
'That my friend, is Spartax'
by Spartys mum February 26, 2013
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