The Shire

Slang for New Hampshire.

"I like Vermont, but I think I prefer the Shire"

by Jack324 January 16, 2009

Spare Change Hooker

A low class whore, raking in the pennies like an 80's arcade machine.

Also refered to as a Spare-Changer.

Guy 1: Holy crap, man, her skirt's so short you can count all the babies she's aborted.
Guy 2: That's a Spare Change Hooker if I ever saw one.

by Pineyappul November 3, 2008

Spare Card

it is said when one person in a conversation sets them self up for a massive joke and another person in the conversation spares their humiliation.

dude1: yo, im really in the mood for some hot dogs
dude2: oh man i could have got you so bad but i'll give you a spare card this time.

by ABS-OF-STEEL April 21, 2009

smirection

An erection caused by the smile of a beautiful woman.

When she laughed at my witty joke I got the biggest smirection.

by toosweetnoname79 October 20, 2011

Shiremoor mafia

Were 13/14 year old sleep round without protection everyone’s a smack head , mams have up to 20 kids in one house but at least 16 different dads , people hang round shire metty getting drunk, from the ages of 9-15 people do drugs , sell them and drink units of alcohol witch is unacceptable , be aware may get stabbed

T- shall we go to Shiremoor and go to the park
N- no it’s full of smack heads and drugs and teenagers getting drunk , lets avoid te Shiremoor mafia may get stabbed

by Twalton2003 January 11, 2018

Sirens

A mythical creature who lives in the water and lures men to their death. They sing a beautiful melody that attracts men. Most beautiful being in the world.

“That girl attracts all the guys. She must One of the sirens”

by Havenvelour October 16, 2019

Siren of Procrastination

A fair maiden who draws you away from what you should be doing

i was late due to the siren of procrastination

by JhoJho November 4, 2019