Only like the coolest pet ever. Homer Simpson's newfound friend that is compelled to walk across the ceiling while Homer sing's the theme song, only to leave dirty tracks to Marge's dismay. Isn't he the best!?
Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.
Introduced in the new Simpson's Movie Trailers.
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The Clock Spider was a series of pictures being passed around certain forums. The first picture showed a normal wall clock, with some things poking out the side. In the next pictures, the photographer took the clock off the wall, and it was shown that the things were the tips of the spider's legs, and the spider was about the size of the clock, which must have covered up its entire body.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
It's not quite certain whether it's real or not, but it seems to be possible.
by Sendion August 20, 2003
Get the Clock Spider mug.a male eating female that will put you in the hospital if she got the chance... she is one of the most poisonus spiders to be discoverd
by nate big sexy September 5, 2008
Get the black widow spider mug.Girl: "Oh...my...god! DID YOU JUST SPIDER STAIN ME?"
Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."
Guy:" I don't see the problem. You threw up on my cock last week and at least there is some cum on your face.."
by nastynutsac June 8, 2009
Get the Spider Stain mug."Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"
by beatyourfish April 7, 2010
Get the Jizz Spider mug.The crack spider,specifically of the wood spider species,is a spider given a verity of Psychoactive drugs ranging from LCD,crack cocaine,Heroine ,Marijuana,and caffeine. The spider will, usually, act in odd ways that do not fit with its everyday life style. For example the crack cocaine type spiders are usually known for Jumping you in dark ally ways,Murdering other spiders families and Setting off World war III by launching a long rang Nuclear Ballistic Missile strait into Moscow,the Capital of Russia.
"The crack cocaine spider waited for the caffeine spider to become exhausted, and then came up behind it and popped a cap in its ass." -Crack Spider Documentary
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