pluck my own sparrows

Waxing your testicles

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows

by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021

Jack Sparrow

A large vieny cock equipped with a beard, it's beard is often combined with a mustache, commonly handle bars or a hitler. Jack Sparrows can be found on any object or wall, the defining characteristic is the beard, without a beard the Jack Sparrow is just another immature penis sketch, a mustache is not mandatory however often completes the ensemble.

1. That Jack Sparrow has a 8" beard
2. No doubt it must have sailed the seven seas.

1. did you see the one on jimmy's locker?
2. thats not a jack sparrow faggot, it isnt equiped with a mandatory beard!

by Johnny Sparrow June 12, 2011

Sparrow Jacked

When something is stolen from you, but you don't realize it until a little while later.

Derived from the term "jacked" (meaning stolen) and Jack Sparrow, the sneaky dude from the Pirates movies.

"Aw man, you just got Sparrow Jacked! Did you even know that Steve stole your underwear?"

by Muffins + Nik Furious February 19, 2009

Sparrowed

An act of being removed from a position they created

Player - 1: "Did you hear about our community leader getting kicked out by the rest of the admins?".

Player - 2: "Yeah he got sparrowed".

by Jake Skywalker February 9, 2024

mud sparrow

A dirty bird

Ah J-fly , see that Mud Sparrow over dar , she be leechin!

by Erwindalekale July 2, 2017

Sparrowing

sparrowing is defined as when your buddy or friend hangs off something moving Dangerously (like a car) and in the prossess precedes to be smug and proud about it and poses like jack sparrow making a grand entrance

jim: whats that madman doing?

jake: "hangs out moving car posing like jack sparrow proudly"

jak: he's Sparrowing!

jim: he's gonna get himself killed!

jak: Let the proud man sparrow jim! let him soar!

by Zombomb May 23, 2019

Hungry Sparrow

(Noun) a character in the world of penis puppetry. The hungry sparrow can only be created from an uncircumcised penis. The puppeteer grabs the very tip of the uncircumcised penis separating the flaps of foreskin thereby creating an opening, whilst pulling the penis directly upward. The result is the appearance of a hungry sparrow yearning sky ward, looking for his Mom and the promise of food. A puppeteer with advanced skills can manipulate the foreskin in a manner that when combined with bird calls truly brings the hungry sparrow to life.

When he gets drunk he runs around the party showing everyone his hungry sparrow. It is just not cool.

by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020