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Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.
I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.
by angelhair June 2, 2008
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Soberiety

1) An intoxicated person's way of saying "sobriety."

2) The state of feeling sober even though one is obviously not.
Soberiety is a bitch." "I hate soberiety.
by J-Bird Spice December 15, 2010
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pt sober

pt sober (ie. phantasy tour sober). the act of being only marginally trashed on one or more substances. also known as a still publicly acceptable, milder version of spun.
e.g: "i was pt sober, i only had four beers"

"i was pt sober at the biscuits last night, i only boofed a little mahldawg and snorted some k."
by jellyandjammms April 3, 2010
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Sober

Sober, in a literal sense, is to be void of the influence of any intoxicating agents like alcohol, for example.

However, it is often used (satirically) to replace the word drunk in places and situation where it would be wise to avoid explicitly stating one's intention to become intoxicated.
Hey man, are you and the boys still going out to get sober as all hell tonight?
by NNaydenn December 19, 2009
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soberchat

Having a conversation while not intoxicated. Generally used to postpone the remainder of a conversation until both parties are sober.

Putting off a conversation until everyone involved is capable of making good decisions.
Hey Maria, let's soberchat later, k? I don't want to profess my love for anyone tonight.
by mvolfman May 8, 2010
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sober as a peach

someone who is so drunk dat they think peaches are sober
Kory: Hey Karli, yer drunk
Karli: NO im not im sober as a peach!!!
by soberasapeach November 18, 2007
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Flying Sober

When a girl wants to have drunk sex, however only she drinks and you pretend to be drunk when really you will "fly sober" so you can remember the sex, control it, and make it more pleasurable than it would be if you were intoxicated.
Person 1: "so are you gonna have drunk sex with Amy tonight?"

Person 2: "Nah I'm gonna be flying sober tonight."
by TheJimmer999999 June 2, 2011
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