snorkle dork

a kid obsessed with swimming

That kid who's petitioning for a 24 hour pool is suck a snorkle dork.

by courter July 4, 2006

snortves

Apparently a word in T9

My dad bought a snortves for his t.v. Wtf?

by Annalizer April 21, 2008

snorkle-bone

insertion of a snorkle into a females vagina, long enough to reach the vulva making her horny and pink with delight. The woman then masturbates to completion, spewing an array of juices out of her vagina, the man then spits the juices over the womans chest and has anal sex with her

man, i totally fucked my girl last night, she let me snorkle-bone her and everything

by dennis shakelton March 20, 2011

snorfle

The sniffle you get from snorting drugs

Man, I've been blowing adderall off the back of a dirty toilet all day and caught a serious case of the snorfles.

by fuxupyo January 8, 2012

snorglepop

A heffalump's home. Similar in shape to a bird's nest stuffed in a cave.

Lumpy the Heffalump returned to his snorglepop, tired from a long day of stealing all of Pooh's honey.

by snickersnackle December 19, 2012

snorteled

The exact moment when you fall asleep, snore loudly and startle yourself awake.

"Pop just snorteled himself so hard, he damn near fell outta his lazy boy. "

by 207iac September 3, 2016

snorteled

That moment when you fall asleep and snore loud enough to startle yourself awake.

"Dad just snorteled hard enough to scare himself damn near off the couch."

by 207iac July 27, 2016