Snob

Someone who is of the upper class and brags about it.

"That new girl Courtney really is such a snob."
"I heard she comes from some rich doctor family!"
"Well that'd explain it..."

by 1240onafridayafternoon June 27, 2015

Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

Youtube Snob

Someone who has a pretentious taste in youtube videos. Only giving what they consider the cream of the crop youtube videos any aknowledgment. Youtube snobs may gather on the internet to out do eachother in more obscure and up to date youtube finds. Youtube snobs spend massive amounts of time on youtube.

"Oh that video of the puerto rican hairdresser eating cockroaches is so last month and it wasn't funny even then, so low brown and lame, here's one of acid tripping college boy giving his dance interpration of Ziggy Stardust whilst a passerby kicks a soccer ball into his nuts, it's much more hysterical, recent, and not many know about it." said the Youtube Snob.

by Fred Hammond June 17, 2007

beer snob

Those individuals who regard any beer that they do not drink as <insert 4 legged mammal here> piss. Completely ignorant of climate, context, and social class, beer snobs are contemptuously dismissive of any beer that a mortal cannot walk across like Jesus Christ did across the water.

Beer snobs are tedious bores, assuming that any beer which doesn't meet their definition of "adequately pretentious" is drunk out of ignorance.

"Here, have this Pacifico."

"I don't drink goat piss. Give me a Schteupereiner - warm! With a fork and knife!"

"It's 104 degrees out."

"So?"

"We don't have any Schteupereiner. All we have is this, which our daughter brought home from college. It's some kind of microbrew from Oregon, something called "Neu Dungcastle Pine Chocolate Honey Garlic Walnut Porter."

"Does it cost at least $12.00 for a six pack?"

"I don't know. It looks like she just bought the bottle for...it looks like $8.00."

"Yeah, gimme that. You are philistines, the lot of you! And make sure you give me a room temperature glass! I don't want any condensation on those chilled glasses you keep around watering down my beer!"

"Here you go!"

"THAT....is a PILSENER GLASS. Are you trying to start shit?"

"You sir, are a motherfucking beer snob - a relentless elitist of poor character and abject dicketry. And now, you die. ENGARDE!"

by Quag7 March 5, 2008

snibe

1. Two or more anal hairs attached by a dried piece of fecal matter.

2. A group of pot smoking/ dealing individuals living together in a small and usually unsanitary space in order to pool their miniscule incomes obtained from fast food chains and dealing in order to survive and smoke more pot.

1. "My dog had a gnarly snibe on her ass. I had to cut it off so she could take a shit again."

2. "My idiot ex boyfriend lived in a snibe with his friends in a trailer in his parents' backyard. It smelled like old bong water in there."

by Cononsanants January 27, 2006

snob

Someone who considers themself better or more intelligent and knowledgable than other people for purely superficial reasons.

The women I pick up always turn out to be snobs.

by Alexander DeLarge February 28, 2005

Tumblr snob

The ones who really piss you off for knowing every single blog/post on there.

Friend one: Oh look at this new meme, it's about Trace Cyrus!
Friend two: Uhhhh bro. Seen it, re-blogged, and followed the blog.
Friend one: You are SUCH a Tumblr snob. :||

by Lurking your Internetz. August 21, 2009