sausage bag

whence fornicating a girl in the anal cavity, you put your entire fist in her vagina and get you hand in such a position where you can open it and through the placeba you can wrap your hand round your dick and give yourself a handjob. its the shit

sausage bag me now

by sausagebagking January 7, 2011

Spicy sausage

A sex technique where the recipient covers their penis in hot sauce, then the partner licks the hot sauce off.

My girlfriend wanted a spicy sausage. It burned my dick a lot.

by Amy_S January 26, 2017

sausage looter

Someone who's obsessed with sausage on a homo-erotic level.

OMG that mikeysjeep in the pirate thread is such a freakin' sausage looter!

or

Here comes mikeysjeep, hide your sausage!

by citizenlame December 9, 2006

blind sausage whiff

The scent of a Jimmy Dean sausage that you get while blindfolded, before knowing that it is a sausage.

As I sat blindfolded, the blind sausage whiff was not something I found pleasant until Link told me that there was a sausage in my plate

by rayofson July 15, 2022

salute the sausage

To suck a penis; to fellate a guy; to give dome

"Yo dude, did Mal really salute the sausage in the bathroom last night?"

by Screech Powers July 29, 2008

Sausage Festival

term used to describe a surplus and disproportionate ratio of males to females at a social gathering; also shorted "Sausage Fest." is acceptable

"Man it's a damn Sausage Festival up in this joint ... let's go to another bar down the street."

by Dr. Slappy McGee III Esq. March 18, 2006

Sausage Sisters

The sisterly bond that is formed when two or more females have sex with the same male, thus making them "sausage sisters'.

Amber and Viki both had sex with roy, that makes them sausage sisters.

by Mr. SnowmanPants June 28, 2011