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crab snatcher 

The act of having sex and snatches crabs for a crabby patty party.
Neighbors who are also crab snatchers for fun and women decide to have a crabby, firepit party.
crab snatcher by Ms. Bon Jovi October 19, 2008

Babe Snatcher 

Usually the Head Roadie for a band on tour. The guys who snipe babes from the audience to go back stage and guzzle nuts.
Paul McCartney: Oye, I could really use a babe to guzzle my nuts right now, in't that right mate?

John Lennon: Well brother, just have Nigel -- our babe snatcher -- get some young lasses to fulfill your desires.
Babe Snatcher by Shwapsley May 5, 2008

Couch-Snatcher 

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.
"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."
Couch-Snatcher by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight
I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!

Genital Snatcher 

Someone that purposefully steals Genitalia (usually that of a male, since it is a lot easier to remove) and runs off with it. A common group that perform such activities, are Gash and Dash groups, that enjoy taking the Genitalia of an innocent person.
Woah.. crikey mate look at that Genital Snatcher go.
Dude that Genital Snatcher just ran off with my penis.

Apple Snatcher 

There are many different variations of apple snatcher (pear, bananna, orange etc.)

It's a game which is played sitting with you're fruits. As padestrians walk by, you must throw the fruit up at them , challenging them to catch it. if they catch it they are given a ranking. You start at one, and it's increased by one everytime you catch it.

Be careful though, them fruit throwers are damn sneaky.
Thrower: APPLE SNATCHERS!

Padestrian: Ah shit man! I caught it!

Thrower: You sir. Are now a rank one Apple Snatcher.
Apple Snatcher by Chooch&Gooch October 23, 2011