Dirty snail

The name for a child/teenager that leaves a trail crap from tissues to dirty clothes, if its dirty and its constant you got a dirty snail on your hands

If it its dirty than you just got a regular snail.

Annie's such a dirty snail!

Mum:You're always leaving crap around you snail
Kid: But at least I'm not a DIRTY snail.

by StinkStalker October 4, 2014

snail tracker

A man who prefers to date women that are slow minded or dull-witted.

"Yo, that homeboy loves them dumb bitches! He be a snail tracker, yo!"

by Zombie Assassin November 7, 2014

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do so missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 22, 2015

Snail's Landing

When a woman sits down on the toilet but didn't realize that the toilet's lid was down.

"I went to sit down on the toilet but I forgot to look to see if the lid was up. The toilet lid made contact with everything. EVERYTHING. It was like a snail's landing upon the toilet seat."

by Halfmoonspectacles July 30, 2017

Snail Clinch

A snail clinch is where you just got done having sex with your partner, and the female must clinch her vagina to keep the sperm from running out.

I just got done having sex and I had to Snail Clinch all the way to the restroom.

by Missladydeath April 27, 2019

snail cummies

the trail that the snail leaves in its dust.

Snails have been here, you can see its snail cummies.

by DemBois209 October 22, 2017

carpet snail

A racist slur to the Southern Nigerians. The Slur was made after the large amount of the Southern Nigerians Body hair. The correlation of the insult is that their bodies are as furry as a carpet and that they have so much hair it weighs them down, which slows them down to a snail's pace.

You suck at Quickscoping you putrid Carpet Snail!

by Carpet Snail April 19, 2017