always the fridge blocking the snacks

A term that refers to when a less attractive or heavier friend is stopping people from hitting on their more attractive friend.

“Let me get your number”- Random guy

“She isn’t interested” - Fridge
“Its always the fridge blocking the snacks” - Random guy

by choochootrain4581 December 27, 2024

Clan Snack

Crusty jizz or foreskin cheese found in pubic hair

Who's wants to have a chew on a Clan Snack?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

snack wells

A gay man's ass or butt.

You drive a new BMW, Mercedes Benz, or Lexus. You can mama's Snack Wells!

by Preluder August 20, 2006

snack dad

A parent who is on hand to dispense constant snacks to their hungry children. Like a cake butler, but less formal.

I'm not your fucking snack dad.

by GhostOfRedditPast September 21, 2017

snack stash

An avetard has his very own stash of snack purely for when he is out like a light. He knows he will get the MF munchies so he is sure to have a bunch of snacks ready to go for those situations. This stash of snacks is full up straight junk food and the avetards will also sell their snacks to each other to try to make a quick buck.

Norman "Nick" hit the MF dab rig and had the munchies hit soon after so he decided to go to his snack stash and eat 9 packs of sour patch kids.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

by CringeYukiTM January 21, 2021

seafood snacker

Someone who has casual sex with sailors.

That one cruising the sailor bars is a major seafood snacker!

by I, Wreckerrr January 24, 2017