Smurffed Adoptee

A feeling "blue" coming of age adopted child, whose adoptive parents will not or cannot provide him with information on his or her birth family.

There is only one known worse situation than being condemned to adopted smurffdom. This added predicament comes instantly to mind, when recognized, is that the victim must face the world as a freckle-faced, red-headed, adopted step-child!

"I'm feeling sad and blue," said the smurffed adoptee after newly informed of his non-being status.

by gravy111 November 14, 2010

Birth a Chocolate Smurf

Slang for excreting fecal matter.

"Sweet mother of God, I really need to birth a chocolate smurf!"

by The Duke of Alcatraz October 4, 2008

smurf batter

(noun) man jazz, ejaculate, man juice, cum, nut

amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle's, alex's, steve's, scott's, mark's, david's and tyrone's smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.

by Sluddy 1 March 16, 2007

Smurf Kiss

is when you are taking a crap in a porto shitter and the splashes up and touches your ass!

My white underwear were blue from a smurf kiss.

by Jeff Segelke March 10, 2008

Smarfagon

A shape comprised of only 2 lines that is NOT a circle. (:

"My room only has two walls" , "Is it a circle?", "No, it's a smarfagon actually."

by OneHeartAtATime February 19, 2010

smurfsticles

Blue Balls

I have the worst case of smurfsticles. I need a smurfette to help me out.

by virtualmichael August 13, 2011

Surface Lurker

Someone who thinks they are nifty with computers but spends all their time commenting on youtube videos and bugging 'celebrities' for retweets and mentions. Basically just browsing the surface web.

"Hey, did you see that new kid? He's pretty clever."
"Nah, he's just a surface lurker!"

by Teckwiz September 30, 2011