Get the smilin mug.A neurophysiological disorder that occurs in certain people (usually a girl, usually named Kalina) who are irrationally happy all the time. As a result, they are never able to stop their eyes from smiling, even with strenuous effort. It is a very unfortunate condition that causes immense career success and likability. Condition is currently incurable and is spread by direct interaction with others. Please beware.
Jim: “Kalina! What happened with your face?”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
Kalina: “....Perpetual smiling eyes disease”
Jim: “...oh...”
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Get the Perpetual smiling eyes disease mug.Gert Smulders, also known as sikke van der veer, was a elderly pornagraphic actor from Denmark. He has starred in many famous pornos such as "Old and Young." He tends to be having sexual intercourse with younger woman. His broken English and terrible acting really sets him apart from the other elderly porn stars.
"Man I watched some of Gert Smulders porn last night, jeez, I was terrified yet laughing my ass off."
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