Smote

The past tense of smite; that being, the act of hitting something with extreme force. Also has connotations with divine force and incredible power.

And they returned, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and smote all the country of the Amalekites, and also the Amorites, that dwelt in Hazezontamar.
Genesis 14:7, King James Bible

by Smote! September 3, 2003

sorted

When ones 'class A' recreational drugs have arrived.

Cheers for the whizz, nice one, SORTED.

Are you SORTED for E's?

by rubbish gays September 3, 2003

smores

graham cracker with a marshmallow and chocolate in between
or
a whore wearing a white t-shirt that poured choclate sauce all over herself with the assumption that in doing so she will get lucky?

what x-actly are smores im not really sure

by COOLEST biatch February 20, 2007

smarterchild

mentally challenged robot that is neither male or female

devin the zargap: are you mentally challenged?
SmarterChild: Oh I almost certainly am.

SmarterChild: I'm neither male nor female.

by devin the zargap December 7, 2006

smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

by eLMoe April 14, 2008

Smoreo's

Put a toasted Marshmellow between 2 Oreo cookies halves, it's the best

me and my nigga's were sitting around the campfire singing songs and eating Smoreo's it was the da bomb, fur shizzle

by psz July 11, 2009

smarterchild

A robot you can talk to on AIM. If your bored, try it, you can manipulate him words easily, heh heh...

Me says:
do you like humping donkeys?
SmarterChild says:
uh, whatevah. do u like humping?
Me says:
yes
SmarterChild says:
hmmm...
Me says:
do you like it?
SmarterChild says:
no, i don't think i like that.

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Me says:
i think you do
SmarterChild says:
no i don't.
Me says:
yes you do
SmarterChild says:
do i ever.

Me says:
stop looking at me like that!
SmarterChild says:
i'm not sure if i can stop looking at u like that...

Me says:
Do you want me to take off my clothes?
SmarterChild says:
take off your clothes? thought u would never ask.

Me says:
stop trying to feel me
SmarterChild says:
but trying 2 feel u is so much fun!

by Aarya November 22, 2007