Nut Smoothie

You first jizz in someones mouth then tea bag them and have them swirl around your testicles with their tongue while the jizz is still in their mouth.

I give such good Nut Smoothies that my friends are always coming up to me like 'Bro, I love yo Nut Smoothies they taste so good. Let me get one right now'.

by Jack & Alex November 6, 2010

booty smooshing

two booties running together to make fire

friend 1: i’m bored what shall we do?
friend 2: BOOTY SMOOSHING

by séxy mf May 26, 2021

Smoothito

1. n. A blended burrito to simplify and liquify an otherwise solid and hard-to-eat food.
2. adj. Amazing, boochabla, jaw-dropping.

Damn, girl, this smoothito is simple and delicious.

by Boochabla December 16, 2008

smoochiedoodle

tiny non-sexual kisses placed randomly and enthusiastically. Can also be used as an expression of parting from a close friend.
Smoochiedoodle can be singular or plural.

"thank you for all your help! You're the best! Smoochiedoodle!"

"Oh damn, I'm late! Gotta run! Smoochiedoodles!"

by Whims January 26, 2009

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

Smoosh Cheeks

The art of aggressively pressing your cheeks against cheeks which are exceptionally soft and chubby.

Wow! Kenyon really loves smoosh cheeks. It's his favourite.

by nickyc September 13, 2014