Shmooney

this is the mid-phase in the 3 phases of penile erection. this mid-phase is the most cumbersome, as it sticks straight out and then the person has to play the "tucking" game.

Phase 1-there is the penis, just hanging there without a problem in the world
Phase 2-we have hit the shmooney stage where we are at mid-boner
Phase 3-full out boner, "now lets do the sex" ~ Schfifty Five Video

"ok guys, this shmooney is getting to be quite cumbersome!". "But let me tell you Janice (as he, the man, turns his attention to the woman in the group) your breasts are turning me on"

by Tyler Mueller May 20, 2010

Smoaning

Smoaning - The act of sighing and moaning durring really lame sex.

His member was so small I had to hide my dissapointed sighing with smoaning.

by Mrmykel June 20, 2011

kewl n u smokn ot

The paradox of being referred to as cool and hot both implying favourability

Yah, yakewl n u smokn ot.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

skoonk

a girl that is normally pretty tame but turns straight skank when she has one drink.

look at that rank skoonk rippin around tryin to bang anything with a third leg

by big willie styles July 1, 2006

Smongrel

A spleen-eating dog-like fanged mammal that lays eggs.

Look! That Smongrel just layed an egg!

by Lord Deathmonkey November 17, 2003

smoncher

anyone who smonches (to do something bad)

C'mon get that ya smoncher.

by Keith Ledger August 16, 2004

Scoones

Dollars. Money

I only have 5 scoones in my wallet

by PoontAnger1974 January 7, 2017