Smeegle

chunky bits of goop. May also be used as a funny name to call others.

calling your bff smeegle as a joke.

by Devin Widmer March 21, 2008

smegatron

Someone who attracts alot of 'smeg' or 'resin' to the mouth-piece of a bong.

"Rick is the full smegatron, alwayz getting resin on his lips and shit form smoking out of a bong."

by Diego September 9, 2003

Smeeged

When one is under the influence of alchohol and that persons actions resemble Smeagles from Lord of the Rings

Holy shit Mike is Smeeged!

by Jnelli January 10, 2010

sieg heil

In the American vernacular, often used to draw attention to the authoritarian aspect of someone's comment, particularly when beyond the scope of of the speaker's authority.

Comment by mailing list particpant: Whoever is doing this anonymously is just trying to...hurt someone. Stop now.

Response: Sieg heil!

by Elroy Jetson December 7, 2006

Smegina

A smelly vagina; a vagina with an unpleasant odor.

"Man, I went out with this girl, I detected a strong odor in my car, then realized it was just her smegina"

by Meso Thorny April 1, 2010

smeegis

1. a irregular occurrence that we have no word for

2. smeegis can be used in place of any noun, adjective, verb, or adverb if you are too lazy or cannot think of the specific word(s) at the moment

3. something to say while sneezing

4. replacement of a swear word

*note! smeegis is generally pronounced with a soft "g" (sounds like a "j" unless referring to a male or female word. female=soft g (sounds like j)
male=hard g

1. dude that was such a smeegis! did you just smeegis?!

2. dude I smeegissed my smeegis off at that party! (I danced my ass off at that party; I'm going to go brush my smeegisses (I'm going to go brush my teeth

3. instead of "achoo!" say "smeegis!"

4. what the smeegis?! (s)he is such a smeegis!

by smeegis! March 30, 2009

smeg

"smeg" a term used to describe smelly old semen on ones penis or under ones foreskin

ciara gave tom a bj and she said his nob was full of smeg

by glenn Ireland July 21, 2006