smack heem

A person that is beyond high or smacked.

DMV Natives: Slim- Ay moe I'm smack heem .

Moe: I stamp this some good gas bruh. I'm coppin from him from now on.

by DMV Slang September 10, 2016

smack job

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010

smack the monkey

A Slang word for Male Masturbation

Guy: What you gonna do tonite?
Other Guy: Im gonna smack the monkey!

by jo4n5 July 15, 2005

Smack Smuggler

Someone who takes bare smack

"Man that guy's fucked, smack smuggler"

by ./., April 29, 2010

smack the pony

a british tv comedy sketch show starring 3 extremely funny women.

rachel - hey dude i watched my smack the pony dvd last night
jenna - dude that show rules

by dothehustle May 24, 2006

smack my shit

When somebody disagrees with something you're doing or saying.

Lindsay....I don't think what you said to her was polite.
Kim.........Don't smack my shit.

by MomMom Kim October 16, 2013

Smack the Smurf

The act of facilitating a collision between one's motor vehicle a Mark IV Volkswagen Golf TDI painted in a specific shade of blue. This act generally occurs in conjunction with foul weather conditions. However, its true and ostensibly more vituperative meaning remains veiled in secrecy; known only to a select group of American Ex patriots and German nationals residing in the Stuttgart area.

Usage 1
Person A: "You look down, what's wrong?"
Person B: "Yeah... it's sleeting out and I totally thought I had enough room in the lot but sure enough *bam!* Smack the Smurf."
Person A: "Sucks man"

Usage 2
Person A: "So uh did you...?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, totally smacked the smurf"
Person C: "Niiiiiiice"

by Darakuron December 23, 2007