sleep artist

A person who has perfected the fine art of sleeping, often under highly unusual or unlikely circumstances.

He is the consummate sleep artist, I’ve seriously watched him napping soundly during parades and inaugural events!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2021

you sleep, you weep

It's like "you snooze, you lose" but better

Alex: "FUCK! You ate the last piece of cake!"
Dan: "You sleep, you weep"

by woror October 3, 2017

spite sleep

When you sleep at a place or time against the will of another. When you decide to sleep to annoy or otherwise get back at someone because they cant do anything with you while you're asleep. Generally ignoring the protests and threats to you sleeping because you know nobody can do anything about it, or to make a point that you can.

Melody was upset that her friend wanted her to go home, so she decided to spite sleep in the hall.
I told Craig we're all going down to the beach, but he's just going to lay in bed and spite sleep until we leave.

by Saibaton May 29, 2019

meatball sleep

When someone that gets less sleep than the average person takes a nap.

"Did you get any sleep last night?"
"Yeah I had a meatball sleep"

by TheSpicyMeatballMan June 28, 2020

sleepy sleep surprise

while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.

person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise

person 2: legendary

by tyrell Mcdangledick November 23, 2020

sleep

sleep is just a symtom of caffeine depravation

megan forget to drink her hourly cup of coffee and for the first time in 86 hours fell a sleep.

by Notsochilli September 19, 2005

Sleep Scars

The marks left on the skin of your face or body by pillows, night-wear or bed-linen after a goodnight's rest.

When I woke up this morning I had sleep scars all over my face, I looked like a right psycho

by Gene Bryant January 6, 2009