Sleppy

1 The state of exhaustion where one becomes sloppy
2 The state of fatigue during which one feels that they are incapable of normal physical functioning

"I'm so sleppy after my all nighter I can't stand up!"

by Camp May 16, 2007

getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

sepposemia

An infection of the ears, caused by the proximity of someone speaking in an American accent, especially when said person is exaggerating his accomplishments or speaking in glowing terms of his home land and culture.

General symptoms: loathing; desire to abuse the source, verbally and physically.

Damn, man...i think i've got sepposemia. Dave's been spruiking on with shit again.

by sepposemia July 31, 2005

slappa doo

when you slap a bitch so hard they go "doo!"

i slappa doo'd the shit outta that bitch...

by teli August 10, 2006

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

book club seppuku

When a member of a book club should be ashamed of their choice of selection, thereby subjecting the group to a woefully disdainful pick.

Laura: "God, what was Sara thinking when she picked 'The Devil Wears Prada?' She should be ashamed of herself."
Rob: "I know, right? If I were her, I'd be committing book club seppuku at our next meeting."
Laura: "Ha! Yeah, but I don't want blood on the carpet. Or on the apple cakes."

by NerdAboutTown January 13, 2010

Sepp Blatter

The dumbass that is president of FIFA (Fédération Internationale de Football Association). He is as smart as your 5 year old sister. He thinks that video replay is unneccasary. Try to imagine the NFL without instant replay or tennis without being able to stop and make sure that the refferee was right.

Jason: Damnit the reffere is not calling this game right!

Alex: I know, he is such a Sepp Blatter.

by CHELSEAFC4life August 22, 2011