Sleeping Off

When someone is masturbating in their sleep.

Miranda: "Elias isn't at school because he's probably doing his two favorite things - sleeping and masturbating."
David: "He's probably doing them at the same time. He's sleeping off!"

by Rain Panda March 12, 2011

sleeping giant

(n.) A calm, yet powerful force that is stupidly challenged by lesser forces who believe the calm nature of this power will succum to visciousness.

See awaken a sleeping giant

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

sleeping in the centre of a double bed

one of the coolest things EVER!!!

I love being able to sleep in the centre of a double bed and not have any stinky losers beside me

by Jizzles March 16, 2003

sleeping

Not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.

That new "Papoose" mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.

by Kat E. May 22, 2006

Sleezing

When in a club or pub and get drunk enough to approach a girl and start giving them the chat.

"Are you sleezing tonight?"

"You are such a Sleeze"

by AndrewRedman May 31, 2009

Sleeping

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004

leeching

Posting an image file directly on a message board or website without linking to it, or the site that it came from. Leeching tends to be hell on the original site's bandwidth, and it is customary to swap the image for something embarrassing and/or disgusting.

Some cocksucker was leeching one of my pics, so I swapped it for Tubgirl!

by Dave October 6, 2003