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Productive Slacking

Engaging in recreational activities that may result in a sense of accomplishment. Reading a book, playing a sport, or going for a hike are examples.

Opposite this is unproductive slacking, which leaves you feeling horrible and unsatisfied afterward. Think sitting in your underwear all day while you watch Full House reruns and eat Cheetos.
Guy: "So did you waste away your weekend away like usual?"

Girl: "No way! I got tons done! Mind you, it was all productive slacking. I read a novel, went to an art gallery opening, and spent three hours on Skype with my best friend from college."
by Sir Elroy March 22, 2011
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Discreetly Slacking

Skipping small amounts of work in unsupervised scenario (such as a cubicle, the boss's coffee break or homework) to reduce the workload without the boss/teacher noticing.
Fred: How did you finish all that damn homework!?
Samuel: I was discreetly slacking.
Teacher: No one else finished their homework? You could all learn a thing from Samuel here.
by Sock Ninja November 14, 2013
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spot slappin'

When you're editing a TV commercial (spot) and you keep messing with the cut for no good reason.
Hey team, I'll be OOTO at the post production house spot slappin' for the rest of the week.
by monotonemumbler July 8, 2016
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Tant Slankin'

When two guys are going to pound town and upon exertion the nut sprays on the Tant.
Joe called me over for some good old fashion tant slankin'. I told him sure, as long as I was the slanker.
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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Slapknut

A name that the band Slipknot can be called instead. Why? Because they're gay and their music sucks. :)
"Hey, Chris, you still listen to SLAPKNUT?!"
by Shinimegami January 5, 2005
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slapping beaver

When the loose portions (lips) of a womans vagina slap/clap when vigorously jumping up and down.
The dancer on the full nude strip bar stage had a severe case of slapping beaver.
by Frontbutt79 December 7, 2016
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