a handmade weapon made out of the only stuff you recieve in prison, sharpened to perfection. essentially made out of toothbrushes and spoons.
When we was rioting in the joint and the pigs came to stop us, I busted out my prison shank and killed those mo' fuckin 5-0's
by matkl September 16, 2006
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A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.
The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.
In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.
In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.
"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"
"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"
by Pat6290 May 18, 2009
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An alternative term for an erect penis.
Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina
Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
An alternative term for an erect penis.
Verb:
To place ones penis in ones vagina
Meat=Slang for penis
Shank=Object used for stabbing
by Vin June 1, 2004
Get the Meat Shank mug.Since being founded in the year 1910, the St. Pauli Football Club has been based at the Heiligengeist pitch. It rapidly developed a close connection with what is perhaps the most famous urban district in Germany and its inhabitants.
Its first sporting successes began after the Second World War, when in 1948 its "miraculous eleven" got into the semifinal of the German championship.
In 1977 it succeeded in getting promoted into the first Bundesliga division, but was immediately relegated again. After playing for some years in what was then the Oberliga Nord Top Northern League, in 1984 it graduated once more into the field of paid professional football.
Parallel to the development of the St. Pauli district, which attracted increasing numbers of students, punks and artists, from the mid-eighties on an alternative fan scene came into being around the Millerntor, and for the first time the pirate flag was raised at the stadium. From this time on the skull and crossbones gave symbolic expression to the rebellious and pugnacious philosophy of the club and its fans.
This attitude paid dividends when the club once more earned promotion to the top division of the Bundesliga in 1988 – an event of mythic resonance. Remarkable contests were played out at the Millerntor home pitch against apparently invincible opponents. All the same, there was a constant concern for fair and civilised behaviour towards the opposing side. Incidentally, the St. Pauli football club was the first club to enshrine a ban on rightwing nationalist tendencies in its stadium rules right from the start.
Once more in the first division from 1991, with a two year gap (1995-1997), the club celebrated football festivals in the second division that were characterised by creativity and openness to the world. On 20 May 2001 a young St. Pauli team succeeded, in a heart-stopping finale at the Nuremberg Franken Stadium, in achieving promotion to the first Bundesliga division. Sad to say, the League's buccaneers dropped to the second division again after just one year. Players and fans can relish the memory of the 2:1 victory at the Millerntor in what was an indescribably exciting atmosphere. The title of "Victors over the World Cup Champions" was coined!
Apart from its Bundesliga team, St. Pauli also fields an ambitious amateur team in the Oberliga Nord. Many of these young hotheads have recently proved good enough to transfer to the professional team.
The St. Pauli club also has eleven amateur sections, of which the most successful is the rugby section, which has won championship titles (above all the women's rugby title), and the Friends and Supporters Association Abteilung Fördernde Mitglieder or A*F*M.
Its first sporting successes began after the Second World War, when in 1948 its "miraculous eleven" got into the semifinal of the German championship.
In 1977 it succeeded in getting promoted into the first Bundesliga division, but was immediately relegated again. After playing for some years in what was then the Oberliga Nord Top Northern League, in 1984 it graduated once more into the field of paid professional football.
Parallel to the development of the St. Pauli district, which attracted increasing numbers of students, punks and artists, from the mid-eighties on an alternative fan scene came into being around the Millerntor, and for the first time the pirate flag was raised at the stadium. From this time on the skull and crossbones gave symbolic expression to the rebellious and pugnacious philosophy of the club and its fans.
This attitude paid dividends when the club once more earned promotion to the top division of the Bundesliga in 1988 – an event of mythic resonance. Remarkable contests were played out at the Millerntor home pitch against apparently invincible opponents. All the same, there was a constant concern for fair and civilised behaviour towards the opposing side. Incidentally, the St. Pauli football club was the first club to enshrine a ban on rightwing nationalist tendencies in its stadium rules right from the start.
Once more in the first division from 1991, with a two year gap (1995-1997), the club celebrated football festivals in the second division that were characterised by creativity and openness to the world. On 20 May 2001 a young St. Pauli team succeeded, in a heart-stopping finale at the Nuremberg Franken Stadium, in achieving promotion to the first Bundesliga division. Sad to say, the League's buccaneers dropped to the second division again after just one year. Players and fans can relish the memory of the 2:1 victory at the Millerntor in what was an indescribably exciting atmosphere. The title of "Victors over the World Cup Champions" was coined!
Apart from its Bundesliga team, St. Pauli also fields an ambitious amateur team in the Oberliga Nord. Many of these young hotheads have recently proved good enough to transfer to the professional team.
The St. Pauli club also has eleven amateur sections, of which the most successful is the rugby section, which has won championship titles (above all the women's rugby title), and the Friends and Supporters Association Abteilung Fördernde Mitglieder or A*F*M.
by Frederick D. June 20, 2007
Get the fc sankt pauli mug.To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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