Safford, Arizona

A tiny town infested with Mormons and racist neckbeards. Safford, Arizona is known for... nothing. There's literally nothing there. Most people who inhabit this town are really dull. This town is very un-progressive when it comes to their education and law system. You will most likely hear people of power making sexist and/or racist "jokes". Safford is also one of the top towns when it comes to meth and bed bugs.

"So, where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Safford, Arizona."
"Huh. Never heard of it."

by Wendy's Definitions December 3, 2021

Penis scaffold

The act of clipping one or multiple bulldog clips onto the foreskin of a penis, acting as a source of extreme pleasure for some since the foreskin is one of the most sensitive parts of the human anatomy.

Hey baby. I wanna penis scaffold you tonight.

by marg the barge September 23, 2012

Safford

A mormon-filled area of Arizona where many new STDs are created

After living in Safford for some time, Mary now had gonorrhea, hepatitis, syphilis, AIDS, herpes, chlamydia, and chancroid. But now she attends church for three hours every sunday.

by Grizzlies January 15, 2009

skaff

To have sex with someone. To shag.

"I am skaffing tonight mate"

by Dil May 13, 2005

Saffron barker

A “youtuber” with a personality as fake as her hair colour. Likes to roll her eyes a lot and LAVSSS to be one fake bitch teehee

Oh is that saffron barker nahh it’s just an insect

by Tanishaaaaaa January 12, 2019

Scaff

1. someone with little or no money.
2. someone who lives in the poltonhall area of bonnyrigg or niddrie aswell.

emma is a thieving, moley, ugly, fat-arsed greasy bastard.
what a scaff.

by ElEcTrIc_AvEnGeR December 28, 2007

Shaffer

Milk. Really White, almost or is translucent.

"Damn!!! you're almost as white as Shaffer! but you're not transparent!"

by Nirca November 8, 2009