San Fransisco Saddlebags

The act of straddling someone's penis with your testicals.

Garen watched in amusement as Adam gave Mike "San Fransisco Saddlebags"

by Mr.LargeDial II September 1, 2011

Cock Swaddler

One who greatly enjoys the delicate handling of either their own or someone else's cock. Commonly members of the Steeler nation, they will swaddle some meat any time, any where, any way they possibly can.

That dude is such a cock swaddler, I swear he handles at least 3 a day. Probably 10 when the Steelers win a game.

by Cbelott91 October 1, 2018

Saddleworth

Saddleworth is a small group of villages in the north west of England. Most people from this area have 4 toes on each of their three legs. The area is renowned for only having 4 hours of sunlight per week, and is located inside a mountain. The people of saddleworth ('Saddleworthians') are often under 3 ft tall, and they are all related. The language spoken in this area is often known as 'A Series of Grunts and Screams'. All in all, a good place to go.

Mindus-My-Codus-Piece: Wanna go to Saddleworth, my good man?

Tightus-Tightus: Thankyou, dear sir, but I would rather be accidentally kidnapped by squids.

by Annelyra November 26, 2009

Saddle Ass

Flatened ass and hips wide as mac truck

Damn!!! That chicks saddle ass would take up two chairs.

by Cymore Busch September 29, 2009

upper saddle river

Rich ass town in Bergen County. home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.

GOTTA LOVE USR! REPRESENT!

random outoftownie 1: "omg upper saddle river girls are so slutty and spoiled"
random outoftownie 2: oh come on u know everyone from our town is just jealous
random outoftownie 1: yea thats true, i wish i was rich enough to live there.

by jord and mand January 1, 2007

swaddle

The waddle you get after having wonderful sex.

She swaddled over to the blockbuster -- bow legged.

by Sonia'SEX April 23, 2006

saddlehorn

Dildo bench. See also: Sybian.

Her lips have got a good hold on that saddlehorn and she's a-goin to town!

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003