skukum

A contraction of skunk and cum. The ejaculate of a skunk.

Trevor's Jeep is so ghey he named it Skukum.

by jaycalan2 September 29, 2017

skuded

skuded is a black term, meaning your fucking blazed

damn nigga, im fucking skuded

by dustin queen June 24, 2006

shuke

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

by big red bear 16 May 4, 2009

Skunked

When a girl is really wet and she queefs on a guy releasing a mist like smelly spray like a skunk

Person 1: Hey bro, last night I was at Emily's house and she skunked on me!
Person 2: Oh my god bro you are so lucky! I wish I could get skunked.

by peppaa December 13, 2019

stuke

To carry/hide something, usually in an illegal situation such as hiding contraband items when being taken into custody or smuggling them past initial inspection when being admitted to rehab.

Item being 'stuked' would be something useful or valuable to you in this situation such as drugs, money or cigarettes. It could however, be a sentimental item such as a photo or jewellery containing inscriptions or a locket with a photograph.

You could also stuke something like money from an armed robbery or even every day items that you didn't want someone in particular to find.

ie: "have you got any stukies?" or "Where'd ya stuke that dope I got you to hold?" or "I stuked it in your pillow case".

1) As you're being taken to jail or holding cells, you quickly and subtley remove your jewellery, cash & drugs and place them into a container which you then stick up any orifice of your choice.

2) You spot your mistress's bra that she's left behind on your couch, just as you hear you're wife's car pull into the driveway, so you quickly stuke the bra behind the fridge where your wife won't see it.

by Aussie_slang February 20, 2008

skule

Applied Science & Engineering @ the University of Toronto. A place where every year:you get dumber, your ass hole gets bigger from all the raping, your pocket has more holes from the high tuition, and you gain 20 pounds from the junk food you have to eat. OH and your best friend is your right-hand b/c there are few females, but none will be willing to go out with you.

Skule is for dumbasses who either listen to their parents or don't know what to do with themselves.

by Big D January 26, 2005

snuke

Snuke is a gift to Achaea from the god Clementius. In his words, "It's a smile that didn't quite make it. It's off just a bit; awkward; misaligned; essentially well meaning but somehow awry! It's been one of my little secrets for a long time now, and I want you all to have it." It's basically a mistyped smile. Look at a keyboard for futher clarification.

Jimmy tried to smile at Jane, but his smile was more like a snuke.

by Gautier Lapoule April 7, 2007