Skippy

A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible

Man stop being a pussy you don't want to be a Skippy

by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018

Dirty Skippy

The act of doing ones mother whilst playing a videogame

I pulled dirty Skippy playing Minecraft with your girl

by Jason Bourne IV September 27, 2021

Skippy

To be only slightly high

>He was hotboxing that room

Yeah I'm feeling kind of skippy<

by Bepis41 August 25, 2023

Skippyed

The act of leaving someone on read and creating a new group to avoid telling them they are unliked.

Dang, y’all skippyed me on PUBG

by Mike hawk 22 July 7, 2020

Skippies

Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.

Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.

Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

Skippy

A nickname you give to a coworker that believes they are the best at everything. They believe its a name of elevated position, like captain. It inflates their already inflated ego. A skippy frequently talks about their penis size and how attractive their girlfriend is. A skippy has been everywhere and done everything.

"Ol' Skippy just over there being a skippy"

by Salala February 5, 2019

Skippy mcdingle

Someone who skips like its the last day on earth

Damn, skippy mcdingle is really getting after it.

by LilSkipThaFinesseKid June 10, 2018