A position in the shower where a person pulls their ass cheeks apart to rinse all of the soap out of their ass crack. The position is eerily similar to that of an olympic ski jumper.
When a female is in between two males and is masterbating both at the same time.
John and ciaran where lying on the bed and stephanie came in drunk and sat between them. She tells them to pull their trousers down then starts masterbating both at the same time. Aka ski wank
A phrase coined by the great Scatman John (R.I.P). This phrase is one of THE most versatile in any language on Earth. It can be used to break the silence in a dieing conversation, tease the hell out of someone or even just as a means of boredom relief.
Warning: EXTREMELY CATCHY, HARD TO FORGET