No Shit-Situation

When you can't poo.

Brad, "Hey dude did you lay a big one in there?"

Chad, "Nah brah, it was a no shit-situation."

Brad, "Damn."

by noshittom December 13, 2012

win-win situation

You win both ways in a situation.

"Since i'm off Saturday, I can go to the party and the club too, so thats a win-win situation!!"

by ATL 098 February 12, 2010

donut and sausage situation

Sex. The sausage for a penis and the donut for a hole.

Laura and I had a donut and sausage situation last night.

by Tony July 17, 2006

friday night situation

when a guy gets a boner while a girl is siting on his lap

i got a friday night situation last night with shaniqua

by kyle May 16, 2004

no-win situation

a situation in which a favorable outcome is impossible; you are bound to lose whatever you do.

Bradford City playing at home

by Colin Todd February 9, 2005

ejaculation situation

when you ejaculate in a very messy way

there was an ejaculation situation when i jerked off and shot on my keyboard.

by niggasense May 1, 2005

Situationship

A relationship that is undefined or has no title.

I'm not single nor taken I'm in a situationship.

by Lsane19 February 17, 2019