Simon 

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.

Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!

Simon by DoobleShit July 31, 2021

Simon 

In Twitter terms: usually a journalist, only FT account called Simon is Simples1976, a member of Juice Basement

Person 1: oh Simon tweeted
Person 2: which one?
Person 1: Simples1976

Simon by Simples1976 August 6, 2021

Simon 

An individual with the highest level of intelligence. This person is an extremely successful person with a big heart and strong soul. You'd be lucky to have any affiliation with anyone who goes by the name Simon. This also applies to Simone, and Simeon.

That kid Simon is one of the smartest people I have ever met.

Simon by Anonymous7887 August 15, 2021

Simon 

A very competetive person that has a big cock and is a chick magnet likes to hang out with his friends. He can also be nice to his friends and family.

Good person Simon

Simon by The Cooler Than The Coolest July 20, 2021

Simon 

Simon is a person who loves to bully kye and also love a good hoover. He loves fish curry

Simon is kyes worst nightmare

Simon by anonymous September 20, 2021

simon 

a very attractive black male with perfect teeth very fun too hang around with his a player so ladies watch out and dont fall in love with that sexy as nigga

simon is so sexy man

simon by johnshs September 28, 2021

Simon 

In certain cultures this name refers to a godly entity, closely related to a gnome-like species. Sometimes also referred to as "Monsi".

Have you ever heard about the legend of Simon?

Simon by Legend_hunter November 20, 2021