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samimi

samimi is such a doof mann
dang mann samimi is a doof man”
by willie from wakanda June 30, 2018
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Simi

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed
Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019
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Simi

Giving some one you don't know a handjob, as soon as you meet them.
Guy 1-'hey what did you do with that girl?'
guy 2- 'i got a Simi.'
Guy 1 - 'niceee'
by Kris Tay April 15, 2010
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simi

A boss or manager who repeatedly changes schedules two days after theyre posted, then doesnt call to tell you that you dont have to wake up at 7:30 on a Saturday morning because you dont have to work.
Co-worker 1: Hey, I thought you had to work today.
Co-worker 2: I did, but Simi changed the schedule again and didnt tell me.
by Steve Messewitz February 9, 2008
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mobilion similarity syndrome

The frustration felt when typing a text message on a mobile phone with the predictive text feature turned on and it *always* entering the wrong word.
'My dog has gone to a good home', turns into 'My dog has good to a good good'.

'Arsenal have a game in hand', turns into 'Arsenal have a game in game'.

These are both simple examples of mobilion similarity syndrome and lead to great frustration.
by hard but not January 11, 2009
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Shminvader Shmim

Zim, but even more of a dork than before. Artist and fuckboy; He is literally hotter than the surface of the sun. Invader Zim
"Shminvader Shmim? Ha, more like Shminvader SHIT."
by Vikki Snake December 13, 2019
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similac

a popular temporary tattoo that is placed on the shaft of the penis, sold in dark bars and clubs in the southwest, typically Arizona, used to solicit glory hole fellatio in crowded bathrooms where the providers have runny makeup and face piercings
It was Razor 80s night at the club so i decided to put my black shirt on and try and find a similac dealer.
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
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