Simp

Similar to an incel , a simp is a person who puts their crush above their friends and will defend them in any situation.

Guy 1: omg julia is so hot, look at her over there
Guy 2: we're eating lunch bro, talk about something else
Guy 1: nah man, I'm going to go sit with julia
Guy 3: she doesn't even like you, stop being such a simp

Girl 1: did you see what thomas did? that was so rude
Girl 2: oh my gosh, that was just a joke! stop taking everything so seriously
Girl 1: umm what? he totally just tripped that old lady
Girl 2: he was obviously just joking. why do you have to get so offended by everything
Girl 3: omg, stop being such a simp

by demiromantic_asexual_girl_liz January 21, 2023

Simp

Omid Rajol

Reza: Did u know Omid told her girlfriend what we did the other day?
Erfan: No wayy! what a .5kd simp!

Or
Omid to his GF out of nowhere: Did u know we gathered the other day with boys? we went on trip and we did x and Erfan said y.
His GF: Omid! stop being simp, don't tell me stuff that happens between u and ur friends

by SimpSmoker April 10, 2023

Simp

Simp a man named Joshua Sanchez

He will leave the boys for any girl and that’s on jah

Bro this guy Joshua Sanchez is simp

by Yolomcswagings November 7, 2019

Simp

Some nigga named Welson

Welson is Simp

by YesHeLikesMen69 February 10, 2020

Simp

A lame ass fuck nigga named jerry

Damn that nigga jerry walked by and my simp radar went off

by _druh November 25, 2019

Simp

A kid who goes all out for puss but never gets it. He skips hanging with the boys to be with girls but they all friend zone him. Commonly associated with the name Malakhi.

Friend 1: Malakhi is such a suck up for Taylor’s puss for a year now.
Friend 2: I know right he’s being a simp!

by Macalak February 25, 2020

Simp

A nigga like Alexis who be getting curved by every female and be thinking that bitches are shit

Alexis: Bro I think she's into me, lemme buy her something to get her to like me
Me: Bro you're acting like a simp

by coochielicker69 March 1, 2020