elskle shweeb

A man/woman who has smoked a shitload of pot and is jacking off in public

What the hell?
That's an Elskle shweeb

by Dnssksokxnxnmdkdksk February 10, 2014

Jimmy Shwe

A guy that just love Pusheen

They love Pusheen so much they must be a Jimmy Shwe

by Titimomalit January 21, 2017

beljain jacob sheffield

its when jacob sheffield swallows a lot of horse cum and fisting becca

beljain jacob sheffield

by steven56788 March 1, 2010

shweaty

to be sweaty and is usually applied to fat and/or russians who sweat an insane amount. often said with a lisp to enhance the word. shhww-eaty

for example. look at that shweaty russian. or alex is one shweaty kid.

by shweaty alex July 21, 2006

Sergeant Schweff

Sergeant Schweff refers to a specific type of schweff - one who not only attempts to chat up women but also men. This is not in a homosexual manner, it is merely to better his social situation and 'network'.

Guy 1: Why is Sam being so nice to Tim?

Guy 2: 'Cos he's Sergeant Schweff - he's trying to be his best friend

Guy 1: Ohhhhh.

by Stodleh March 14, 2010

Sheffield United

Shit and very small club in Sheffield. Whereas Sheffield Wednesday are the biggest team in England

Sheffield United are a shithole

by A Jamie FC fan/subscriber November 18, 2020

Sheffield Wednesday

Sheffield Wednesday F.C., a football club who believes they rule the world and are the biggest thing since sliced bread.. in truth, they are no bigger than a bucket!

Their shameful team, full of rejects and specialties play their 'football' at a place called Hilsborough. Again, the Sheffield Wednesday faithful (about 15,000) belive they have the biggest, best and most modern football ground in Yorkshire.. No. The clubs infront of you for 'nice' football grounds would be, Sheffield United, Leeds United, Hull City, Doncaster Rovers and Chesterfield.

Your average Sheffield Wednesday fan, is a boozed up narrow minded pig, who will always say to Sheffield United fans, "we're betta than ya, n always wil bi". No, infact the last 9 years show this as you have turned to a small, mediocre and insignificant club to the football league.

My mates just become a Sheffield Wednesday fan.. Kil him, quick.

by Blade. September 23, 2011