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Shotgun for Infinity 

When approaching a vehicle (of any size or shape) a second or third party may yell "Shotgun for infinity". This grants the SFIer with a 12 hour rein of Shotgun.

-This call out masks any previous regular "shotgun"

- If the second person is already in the vehicle when another is picked up the shotgun for infinity can only be called once the vehicle becomes in sight in the next approach.

- If any one breaks "Shotgun for infinity" they are fully accepting being periodically punched by both back seat passengers and the driver.

-They also assume payment of any coffee run or first round at the bar/club/lounge.

- Violation is also in direct violation of the Bro Code.
As Tim and bob approached Marc's car, Tim yelled "Shotgun For Infinity" This allowed him front seat access for 12 hours....

Bob pushed Tim and took front seat. He ended up having no feeling in his left arm and also was not able to pick up any girls at the club because he violated bro code.

Maria's boyfriend called "Shotgun" in her car, but when his friend Michael joined them at the mall he called "Shotgun for infinity".... Maria's boyfriend then watched from the backseat as Maria flirted with Michael, later getting knocked up by Mike's cock.
Shotgun for Infinity by Brozilla13 November 28, 2011
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Shotgun Sheri 

The embodiment of fun, love, and amazing friendship. Sheri never fails to cheer you up or make you giggle. Sheri is also known to make one horny.
Sheri you are so funny! *humps your leg*
Shotgun Sheri by Knickers June 17, 2004

shotgun headjob 

a peer pressure blowjob or a blowjob under pressure, turns to a agressive "pumping action" in pressure situation
she gave me a shotgun headjob in the front seat while here parents sat right on the porch!!

her old man was comin up the drive she started pumping my cock in her mouth like a shotgun !
shotgun headjob by scott doom January 5, 2010

Shotgun The Dip 

A common phrase said in the time period between ordering pizza and receiving it. After bonging some salvia and smoking some jays and everyone has bare munchies, pizza is either ordered by phone or direct from the shop. The exact rules on "shotgun" are not clear, but any-time in-between ordering and getting the pizza, one may say "Shotgun the dip" and therefore they have ownership of the dip on #1 the pizza they ordered to share OR #2 a random persons pizza (method used by stingy persons) and no one can questions this.
*At College*

Person1: Yay, the pizza has arrived
Person2: Shotgun not hoisting
Person1: Dam.... SHOTGUN THE DIP
Person2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Shotgun DJ 

When the person riding shotgun is in charge of the ipod song selection.
Driver: Bro, switch it to some Barry Manilow for the ride home.

Shotgun DJ: As the shotgun DJ I reserve the right to deny requests that will compromise the sexual orientation of the person(s) in the car. So, in other words, FUCK NO.
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Ted: Billy insisted on being the shotgun DJ on the way home from Manitoba, and we listened to "I Whip my Hair Back and Forth" 37 times.

Henry: I know, I literally have to hide the ipod jack or he'll play 'Under the Sea' from the Little Mermaid the whole ride.
Shotgun DJ by itopoth March 20, 2011

Shotgun funeral

Similar to a shotgun wedding, but instead of joining a reluctant couple, it occurs when a hated despot dies and is displayed before his or her oppressed serfs. The serfs feel compelled to begin crying uncontrollably at Dear Leader's untimely demise or else face a very hazardous and morbid fate.
Kim Jong Il died recently and his citizens displayed fake tears at the barrel of a gun. It was a very successful shotgun funeral for Best Korea.

Shotgun ass 

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders
I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass