Shitpost

some of the things on this site

omg this site is such a fucking shitpost

by pig3 September 9, 2023

Slotposting

A video, usually depicted in lower quality, of a person WINNING BIG on any form of gambling. Typically paired with loud casino-esque audio, and images depicting large sums of cash.

person:"please stop slotposting, it is not healthy"
person 2:"I love slotposting"

by JohnathanBollocks672 October 31, 2023

Shitpost

An intentionally low-quality online post with surreal, nonsensical, or otherwise weird humor.

Why do you think shitposts are so funny? This one is literally just a gif of an explosion over an image of a puppy.

by OMPeach December 2, 2023

Sporeposting

Sporeposting - when someone starts derailing a conversation by posting religious texts and historic translations, all while making progressively more obscene connections and conclusions between said texts.

The derailing often continues until the conversation reaches schizophrenic levels, often causing people to call the sporeposter a “tinfoil hat”, or a schizophrenic lunatic.

“There is a prophecy in the Bible about a third temple being built and dedicated.

It's the biggest conspiracy in the past 1000 years“

-can you please stop sporeposting you schizoid?

by Sporeenjoyer February 11, 2024

Shitpost Backpedalling

When you, in the moment, think you just posted the funniest thing online, but have second thoughts and eventually delete it after reviewing it thoroughly, typically by trying to see it from the perspective of the audience.

Wait, did Phil delete his Story, where he argued that Harry Potter shouldn't have been British? I wanted to send that to someone.

I guess he's shitpost backpedalling. I thought it was funny too.

by AndyMind February 25, 2024

Shortstack

1.A short female (shorter than 5 foot 6 inches )with either a big chest or big ass and sometimes both ,that you want to fuck

Person1:Damn you saw the shortstack at the Walmart?
Person1:yep she has an big ass for the height of a kid

by vicky2.0 April 13, 2024

shitpost

A meme a person / people find dumb, no effort, and funny (some people don't).

A: Dude, check out this shitpost. It's so good.

B: Um, what?

by SamYT124-random June 22, 2024