shoot me in the face

a phrase said when something sucks very very very much or is crappy. especially when you are very bored or someone you hate walks into the room.

alba: erin just walked in the room.
elizabeth: oh my god, shoot me in the face

by elizabethandalba December 22, 2008

shortie

'Shortie' can be the ghetto name for girl-friend.

"Hey shortie! What's up boo?"

by Flora Veale September 4, 2005

shortie

Term of endearment, primarily for females.

How's it goin', shortie?

by Clementine Kruczynski September 11, 2006

shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

Shoot me in the face

When someone is doing/saying something that is killing you and you want to get it over with you could use the term ‘shoot me in the face’. This is because when one is shot in the face they don’t feel any pain they simply die :(

You: *Cleans room*
Mom: *Walks in room, finds one sock*
Mom: Why is your room so dirty?
You: (Probably not out loud if you don’t want ur ass whooped) Shoot me in the face.

by Bobthemotherfuckinbuilder July 19, 2018

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015