Scorpion Dive

When an individual lands on their face with such force that their leg folds over nearly kicking the back of the head. The result is nearly perfect human replica to a scorpion.

Jon: Did you watch "so you think you can dance"?

Aaron: No

Brent: No but I heard it sucked.

Jon: This muh named Dave Warshaw did an awesome scorpion dive.

Brent: Sounds like that mer is a sorry muh. I think I hope he is ok.

by coalkracker84 January 7, 2011

sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005

Sharp Tooth

When you are performing cunnilingus, and you sink your K9 tooth into a woman's clit.

Bubba- What chu doin'?
Ray Ray- I jus gave my girlfrind Kiki da Sharp Tooth.
Bubba- Damn youz bringin her back Land Before Time style. She best watch out for Sharp Tooth.

by FountainColorado April 1, 2009

Pat Sharp

God of the 80's with his famous mullet and TV show "Fun House". Now is a D-Star due to his lack of a mullet.

"Fun House, a whole lotta fun, prizes to be won, FUN HOUSE!"

by Mister Ignorant May 4, 2004

sharpie

A permanent marker that easily makes you high, dizzy or both. Either way, it kills your brain cells.

Slash: Torch, I think you got a problem.
Torch: What is it?
Slash: I think...you're addicted to sharpies.
Torch: What? No I aint.
Slash: Uh, you're sniffing it right now.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 25, 2006

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.

Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

by scootttttt June 4, 2005

scorpio

Scorpios are the best! Celebrities that have this sign inculde Whoopi Goldburg, Leonardo Dicaprio, Jon Heder, Ciara, and Kelly Osborne. Scorpios are the best. Although they can be a bit secrective, they are awsome. Best in bed.

I'm a Scorpio and proud!!

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006