Stonks

Increasing in any way

My money be getting stonks you know

by Bigboygibby November 19, 2019

Stönks

Derived from stonks, stönks is a verb, as well as an adjective and a noun. In that way, it is a very rare and multi purposeful word. When stönks is used as an adjective, it means epic. In verb form, stönks takes in the meaning of fucking. In this form it’s used in the common phrase, “I stonked your mom”. When used as a noun, it is used in the phrase of, “That’s stönks, babey”.

*Misses waffles at the lodge*
*Steals a canoe and a golden chair and puts them in a washroom*
That’s stönks babey (noun)

I told Jimmy that his cat is going to die a horrible, slow, painful death.
Well, that’s not very stönks of you (adjective)

Good news, you’re gonna have a little sibling!
What! How’s that possible?
I stönked your mom (verb)

by Roots 2019 October 21, 2019

Idc..shanks

A man who never misses he’s carrying anime TikTok rn

“Did u see that idc..shanks posted a new vid? He’s carrying the app”

by Don’ttalktome. May 3, 2021

shonka

the way people living in minerva describe each other based off of their social status

"you are le shonka" or "you are queen shonka"

by Baco Che-Na-Wah October 13, 2012

Shanks

somone who finds a way to tear away at the foundations of a person until they want to kill the shanks, usually by coming up with gay nicknames or by being a dick. usually starts off conflicts rather then keeping them going. finds the weak person of the night, and exploits them, making it impossible to try to go against him. see Hitler.

person 1: hey guys, i sure am hungry.
shanks : wow NO WAY !!! mr. meal mr. mealalalala!!
person 1 : shanks, whats it like to kiss men?
person 2 :spadaro yeah, seriusly shanks, shut up.
shanks: wow, spadaro, whats it like to kiss men? rah!!
person 1 and 2: wow....

by pigsaw May 30, 2007

stonks

yes

stonks

by Wilted Roses January 17, 2020

shocks

Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English; akin to Middle High German schoc heap
Date: 14th century
: a pile of sheaves of grain or stalks of Indian corn set up in a field with the butt ends down


Function: noun, adjective
Etymology: North Western, mainland Seattle
Date: 21th century
:1)of rude or inconsiderate behavior.
2) Hacks and or Hacker in the game called Team Fortress Classic
3)One who is overly excited and chants in bursts of "LOL" and "ROFL".

Adjective: That guy's 1337ness was beyond pwned, it was shocks.

Noun: Shocks is the man !

by Aikawa April 8, 2003