shist

One of the many ways to misspell the word "shits".

Excuse me, sir. You say you're not hiring me because I spelled "shits" wrong on my application? Well shist.

by Clammy MacDougal June 10, 2003

sheist/ sheisty

An individual who is constantly putting himself and/or those around him in risk of getting arrested for drug-related charges.

That fool was rolling around with two zips in his car while he was hittin a bob. What a sheist/ sheisty ass motherfucker.

by IgorMcKenzo October 5, 2006

Shmitz

The art of inserting ice-cubes rectally then penetrating with the penis. After the penis is extracted, the ice cubes are "forced" out and then examined.

In some instances, they re picked up and handled, though this varies, depending on the persons taste.

I wanted to see if she was lying about being clean up there, so I decided to test it out by giving her a shmitz

by Enriad March 4, 2011

Shmish

Def. A type of smell of shit and fish.

It smells like shmish in here.

by Shakespearejedi September 15, 2016

Shmitten

A drunken kitten

After my newly born kitten got into my poorly stashed alcohol cabinet, she was shmitten all night.

by Shmitten August 2, 2011

sheister

someone who sucks dick for plastic bags full of wet leaves and old chinese food.

Man, I fucking told you that Gene was a fuckin sheister. That nigga crazy.

by Ian SON! June 2, 2004

sheisty

(1)To cheat someone out of something
(2)To be a cheapskate
(3)To describe someone who has a dirty ass hole
(4)Something that describes someone ghetto

(1)"Man that guy just sheistered me out of a good seat"
(2)"That guy is fucking sheisty"
(3)"Watch out for that sheisty fellow"
(4)"That nigga was fuckin' sheisty on his drug deal"

by Oaktown Playa May 13, 2005