Shwingerboom

(sh-wing-er-boom)
Used as a horrible insult.
A word describing the lowest possible life form that a human being can become.

Sally: Yeah i totally went out with every guy in the school!
Jamie: Man that girl is such a shwingerboom.

by Sir Bangs a Lot June 18, 2007

Salinger

A person who is nice to everyone and has good leadership skills. They are also a water slaper. Thay are hot and get all the girls. He is also a giga chad

Wow you such a salinger. I want to be more like you.

by Gigagigagigachad August 14, 2021

shlanger

Someone (usually male) who finds pleasure and security out of watching Gay fury midget porn.

*Woof* *moan* *bang*
john: wtf it that?!
issac: oh don’t worry it’s just Larry, what a shlanger !!

by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022

Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.

Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger

by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015

Cincinnati Cum Slinger

The act of a smooth young Midwesterner jerking his meat pole, like a rabid dog scratching for flees, and cumming like a yard sprinkler on a sexy college girl. Slinging it around like Indiana Jones does his whip. WA-SNAP!

"I thought i loved Brian Bays, but when he took the time, and emotion to perform the Cincinnati Cum Slinger on my cute pretty little face, i knew it was true love."

by brian bays May 7, 2018

purple headed yogurt slinger

noun: thing used to put in a woman's mouth, ass, or pussy

Wow! Shes hot! Id like to stick my purple headed yogurt slinger in her ass.

by Adam Seligson September 30, 2006

Web slinger

Web slinger
A careless masturbater who needs to rid himself of the evidence of his illicit wank by a spiderman flick of the wrist sending the jiz hurtling through the air

Mum is at the bedroom door and the window is open,
Or maybe its a low shot under the bed,
Only option "web slinger"

by james Venom August 21, 2006