shitmiasmasus

Taking a shit so putrid that it fills the air with a tangible miasma of shit. Causes other people to vacate the vicinity immediately

John just took a shitmiasmasus, RUN!

by shitmiasmasus December 27, 2009

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shitamins

When you eat so much fruit and veg to stay healthy that it just flows out of the other end

I've overdone my five a day and after my run I am passing pure shitamins now

by Nobbby December 13, 2012

shitamn

Shit and damn.

"Shitamn it! "
"Oh my shitamn. "

by VanishedKevin April 18, 2014

Shikomizue

Also known as a sword cane in English, a shikomizue is a Japanese-style sword with a blade that is concealed within a cane. When sheathed, it looks like an ordinary straight wooden cane. This type of sword was popularized by the fictional character Zatoichi, a blind swordmaster who uses his shikomizue as a walking stick outside of battle.

I'm pretty lost without my shikomizue, since I'm blind.

by dfu001 December 2, 2014

shitmilkgasm

When somebody is drinking milk and hears something so funny that they simultaneously spit milk out of their nose and poop themselves.

"Dude, John was drinking some milk the other day and I told a joke so funny that he shitmilgasmed!"

"Man... You just made me shitmilkgasm!"

by Slaptastic Monkey Spanker December 6, 2014

Shitmate

When two or more coworkers experience horrid work conditions, esp. Navy. Replaces "shipmate" with "shitmate."

*Word comes from above that the weekend has been cancelled*

"Well, looks like we are going to be stuck here yet again, shitmates!"

by rukasu_01 May 14, 2014