Shithouse Shuffle

When one has to deficate in a public restroom and realizes the toilet paper dispenser is empty after they have deficated, the person then proceeds to stand up (typically with pants down around their ankles or pulled up loosely to prevent poo-residue from getting on their trousers) open the stall door and shuffle to the next available stall in hopes of finding a stall with a toilet paper dispenser that has an adequate amount of toilet paper.

“Bro-when I went to take a shit I didn’t realize there wasn’t enough TP before it was too late, I had to do the Shithouse Shuffle so I could clean my cornhole”

by MM197 October 5, 2018

Shitlocks

Poorly braided dreadlocks that look awful.

Man, did you see his dreadlocks? Moar liek shitlocks, amirite?

by RoundenBrown October 18, 2018

Shithoused

Very drunk/pissed,to the point that you might need to spend the night near the toilet/outhouse or a bucket/bin.

"Wow,Tom was so shithoused the other night he threw up so much."

by Montanagrl5 January 17, 2019

Shithouse

A portable toilet or an old fashioned toilet.

Person 1: “Do you know where there’s somewhere I can have a shit?”
Person2: “Yeah in that shithouse over there”

by its-m-80 March 9, 2019

Shithouse

Chris Martin and Derby County

Chris Martin is a big shithouse, he shithoused Nottingham Forest

by Chris_Martin July 4, 2020

Shithouse Ministries

The organization responsible for distributing religious tracts in bathroom stalls around the world, with such titles as "What If You Died Today?", "Are You Saved?", etc...

Shithouse Ministries left me a pamphlet to read while I was taking a dump this morning.

by Student of the World January 7, 2021

Shithouse

a toilet, loo, or outhouse

I really need to use the Shithouse

by Elevators115 February 23, 2021